The following ten occupations and classifications can be easily improved with Robert Palmerization.

How does one “Robert Palmer”-ize something? Simply describe it in the style of the verses in Simply Irresistible, appending -ible as necessary, and taking care to emote properly.

1. System Administrator: “Your PC’s become unbootable / It isn’t troubleshootable!”
2. Tennis Instructor: “Your elbow is tennis-able / Because your form is reprehensible!”
3. Customer, addressing a barista: “This latte’s unremarkable / but it’s heat is quite combustible!”
4. Parole Officer: “Your freedom’s unobtainable / Your behavior’s far too maimable!”
5. Mechanic: “Your car’s no longer drivable / because your clutch is far too grindable!”
6. Australian: “This dingo is unmovable / because your baby was too edible!”
7. Steve Jobs: “My wealth is quite uncountable / because these ipods are fashionable!”
8. Star Wars Kid: “I am an individual / whose fame’s become unbearable!”
9. Blogger: “This post post is now editable / because this blog’s Wordpressable!”
10. President: “These Weapons are unfindable / My approval is declinable!”

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